Do you ever wonder what it's like to be living in another country, speaking a different language? Well...probably not, but today I'm gonna give you guys just a small glimpse of what it is like. Yes, for me it has been TEN YEARS...(unbelievable!!) since we moved here, and Rob likes to tell me often that I can't play that card anymore, but I beg to differ! And here's why...
- The guessing-game
Most people can't believe it when they hear that English is my second language...you see, they are fooled by my almost non-existent accent. But then when the time comes (and it is WHEN, not if) that I speak all confidently like the other night, and use the word "refinished" instead of "refurbished" to describe my computer...that I get dumb-founded stares from people, and I can see the thought process within them "and I thought she was smart!" It then gets worse, as soon as I see those stares I immediately know I used ALMOST the right word, but that wasn't quite it, then I start rambling off as many familiar sounding -r-words as I can, hoping I'll get the right one soon. Usually if the people are up for the fun, that then results in the guessing-game of them trying to guess what I was actually trying to say. It can get interesting FAST. :)
I'm actually trained pretty well to recognize those stares, but a lot of times I realize it as soon as the word left my mouth, and it's too late. It can happen with the most simplest of words, it's the ones that I know I know, I just don't use them on a day to day basis. Usually I'm not a 100% sure about the word, but I know I'm close enough that it might be it, so then I weigh my chances, and if it's worth the try I blurt it out and immediately look for a subtle look-response from whoever I'm talking to. I'm pretty good at it! It's especially funny when Rob is with me, because he has picked up on my tactics and enjoys himself observing all of this. (Depending on who we're talking to, if it happens to be people we might be trying to impress a little, he is quickly there to save me).
- Good-ol' sayings
This is when I want to be fancy and use a saying like "hold your horses" for example, but instead "calm your horses" comes out. -usually Rob's response to me very matter-a-factly is, "my horses are calm".
- Stuck in between two languages
This is when while I'm speaking perfectly fine English in a conversation, all of a sudden (and I really have no clue where this comes from, or when it's going to happen) one Afrikaans word slips out in the middle of my sentence! This is usually because there are certain words that are spelled the same in both languages, but would obviously be pronounced completely different in Afrikaans. And sometimes, they just happen to come out pronounced in Afrikaans! Sometimes, if I think it was subtle enough, I nonchalantly continue talking trying to fool them that did not just happen. Usually people will go along with it. Except for Rob, who I think patiently waits for those words to come out, and then gladly tries to repeat it back to me in Afrikaans. I can NEVER get away with it with him.
Talking about Rob and Afrikaans. Here are a couple of videos of how it usually goes when Rob is trying to learn to say something in Afrikaans. He really seriously tries to say it a 100% correct, and DOES NOT give up. Me, on the other hand, tries to patiently teach him but just CANNOT keep myself from laughing. It pretty much always ends up being like this.
http://qik.com/video/13692823
http://qik.com/video/13693184
(That went on for probably 20 minutes or so, I would think we are done and then I hear him softly saying 'herder' over and over again, trying to figure it out). It went on and on.
I know all you South-African-Americans can relate with me in this...maybe not exactly in these things, but we all have our little weird corks. (Ok, here I just asked Rob if the right way of saying weird corks, is weird corPs, and was corrected, and then given very sweetly a definition of 'corps'. Thank you, love, but I KNOW what a corps is...I just couldn't remember the right way of saying weird CORK! ...but I was close, wasn't I?) :) ...Anyway, I also know all of you who have been around me enough have experienced most of this with me. Now you know I know! All of you who usually try to act nice about it, feel free next time to humor me and take part in the fun...I make fun of myself ALL THE TIME. That is part of the fun of being in this country and loving it! :)
PS. Part of the downfall of English as my second language, is tenses, spelling, and...just not saying things right! So for those of you who are particular on these things, I apologize! In order for you to keep reading my blog, you are just gonna have to learn to look over it. Enjoy the fact that you are reading a humble South-African's blog who seems like she should have this English language down, but in fact is now stuck in between two language - great in neither. Because believe me, speaking Afrikaans is a whole other story...